But my boyfriend’s grandma just put a time bomb on my ovaries

I've never put much value in numbers. I stopped doing maths the minute it became optional.            I arranged holidays around budget time when I worked in newspapers.                Hell, I don’t even own a set of working scales! So when it comes to age, i’ve not cared too ...

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius & it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

— Marilyn Monroe